Mashing Buttons

a couple of gamers blogging about games

Posted by Lee On May - 18 - 2010 4 Comments

It’s been a while since I played the first two God of War games and whilst I remembered that there was sex in them, I really didn’t remember all that much about the scenes.  I think they were off screen with rocking pieces of furniture etc.  I can’t recall if you actually take part in the process or not.

It doesn’t really matter for I have conquered the mighty Aphrodite and achieved the Ladies Man trophy.  To quote another game:

Excellent.

I’ve already talked about the innovative manner in which you kill your boss level foes and it’s nice but kind of disturbing that the same ‘ahem’ creativity has been applied to the GoW3 sex minigame.  Actually it’s probably more disturbing now that I recall the actual controls.

Now you don’t have to partake in the ummm challenge.  Of course you will be relinquishing your chance to be crowned Ladies Man which honestly I’ll take whatever trophies I can get and if I have to step up to the plate so be it.  Fortunately I am a very skilled GoW3 player.

The things is, once you have completed the challenge the interact button is highlighted indicating (at least in my opinion) that you can now talk to Aphrodite but no.  If you go to interact then it’s back on again.  I kind of see where perverts are going to have trouble finishing the game now.

Unfortunately there is no video on Youtube for me to share.

  • Share/Bookmark
Categories: Features, Game Progress

4 Responses

  1. Dan says:

    I feel a little sordid now I've read all about you twiddling your joystick.

    [Reply]

  2. Lee says:

    No worries, I felt a bit sordid playing it… especially the fourth time.

    [Reply]

  3. Jeff says:

    Not that I was trying to read this smut, but the quote from the other game seems to be missing.

    [Reply]

    Lee Reply:

    LOL it was the “excellent” line from Mortal Kombat :)

    [Reply]

Leave a Reply